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I’ve been so busy lately, from decorating my new apartment and settling in/down. I never fully realized how busy one can get doing even the simplest of day-to-day chores.

Going from one load of laundry every two weeks, to one load of laundry every 4-5 days is just baffling to me!  (It’s not that I’m being OCD. Our in-house washer/dryer unit is super tiny & can’t hold more than 5 t-shirts without filling to the top.)  Also, my apartment may only be 700 sq. feet in size, but it really takes quite a bit of furniture to fill the space…

All in all, I can’t wait for all the “dust to settle”, so I can settle down & finally relax & enjoy my space.

I don’t watch The Jersey Shore show regularly…but when I get into a phase where I’ll watch a few back-to-back episodes (’cause there’s nothing else to watch on TV), I tend to pick up on a few things. These are some of the words/phrases I learned from watching The Jersey Shore (aside from the usual “Guido”, “GTL”):

1. “At this point…”
Every fight either starts or ends with the phrase “At this point…”. For example: “I’m…like…done with the kid at this point.”

2. “Grimy” – for when someone’s behavior & not their bed sheets is dirty/filthy/disgusting.

3. “the Kid” – another Jersey-fied way of saying “him” or “her” or “that guy”.

4. To “blast” someone – basically to yell at someone & eventually start a huge fight over nothing.

5. “Shady” – the most generic & baseless term for calling someone a liar or a creep for their suspicious or less than upstanding behavior.

6. “Boy code” – not to be confused with “Bro code”…this is when one Guido looks out for his “boy” who cries like a pussy after every bitch fest after a girlfriend fight, so they can “GTL” & “smush” drunk girls they bring home from the clubs.

See, there’s so much useless trash you can learn from watching The Jersey Shore on MTV when you want to fry your brain. This is complete & utter mind garbage, but it’s wicked fun sometimes, no?

photo credit via: Life moves pretty fast « Bits Of Wisdom.


March 2012

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