I hate folding my underwear every time I do my laundry. After chipping away at the mountain that is Jian’s endless amount of graphic tees & technical knitted socks, then attacking my little bean’s pile of kids leggings & t-shirts, I finally arrive at my modest (& I’m not exaggerating) set of clothes.W
hen folding all the clean laundry, I save the washing bags for last., so I can sit down, dump everything on my bed, & mindlessly fold while I’m watching something on TV. Just in case you were wondering, I use washing bags for all the delicate clothes (ie. things with embroidery, rhinestones, glittery embellishments) & my undergarments. I used to put my little bean’s baby clothes in washing bags, but I’ve gotten lazy & don’t do that anymore.
Getting back on track, I hate folding women’s underwear! Why do guys have it so easy. I mean, briefs, boxers, boxer-briefs…they’re so easy & effortless to fold! Plus, they fold neatly into nice squares. Try folding ladies panties into little squares, & it feels like you need a level 10 origami folder’s skills. I’m not just talking about all those stringy Agent Provocateur contraptions. It’s also ladies briefs & regular undies as well. They’re all just a pain in the ass to fold!
Every time I wash my underthings, they always come out a wrinkled, balled-up mess. Unless you want to iron each one, it’s so hard to smooth out all of the creased up seams that just refuse to lay flat. Then you gotta figure out a way to fold them in a way that won’t fall apart when you try stuffing them into an already full drawer.
I am not even going to get into the various shapes & underwear contraptions in this post. Now this is not to say I don’t have a few of these origami shapes myself. I do. At least I haven’t resorted to wearing “granny panties”. I still wear cute, semi-spicy undies in varying degrees of lace-to-cotton. I just hate folding them after washing them.
No, I will not forgo wearing them altogether just to skip out on folding anything at all. That is out of the question! Thus ending my rant. That is all. Cheers.
Today’s song of the day:
Rabbits & Foxes 
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